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Pure evil

By Not even a believer - 30/01/2025 19:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, for the Lunar New Year, my mom ordered me to put 8 horses in a specific location in the house. I used my limited edition My Little Pony figures. She got furious, had them destroyed, and cussed me out for bringing misfortune. How? Four of them had horns, whereas "4" means "death", and the horn represents evil. FML
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You deserved it 194

Same thing different taste

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I mean... you should have known that, right? Isn't it your culture? At the very least it sounds like it's your mom's culture, so you should have known.

Cartoon toys are not acceptable offerings to the universe. You should know better than to disrespect your culture, history and Mother like that. And I'm bog standard, white English saying this...

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Cartoon toys are not acceptable offerings to the universe. You should know better than to disrespect your culture, history and Mother like that. And I'm bog standard, white English saying this...

tiptoppc 19

Yeah, variations of HeMan’s are more acceptable. They are the Universe’s master, afterall

I mean... you should have known that, right? Isn't it your culture? At the very least it sounds like it's your mom's culture, so you should have known.