Conversational skills

By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML
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Sue21 0

Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

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whocaresnotme 0

what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

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salamander_fml 0

hahahahah that made my eyes go really wide wtf

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Cocacolalove11 0

Haha what!? A wallet?? Not even a gemstone like some people do? Guess a wallet's more useful lmao

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llama 1

hahah #1 is right...people who you meet online should be expected to be a little bit INSANE

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hpodity 0

Bitches still holding on to your money, even when they're dead.

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Jaxro 6

Hahaha, I bet that person can make some pretty awesome conversation.

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jSOPURE 3

At least she's interesting and... open. Semi-pun intended. :)

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GoldenSofa 0

#23 your comment is way more amusing than this actual story... 8} and sophie didn't you say you didn't get it either??

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shaPOW 0

haha don't worry about her. if you would "go" by skydiving over the ocean, you're automatically awesome.

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