Weird, First Dates, Cute and Love: Conversational skills

Conversational skills

By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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You deserved it 9 705

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Same thing different taste

By rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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You deserved it 7 069

By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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Not cut out for this

By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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You deserved it 1 413

Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 201

Close Zoom, quick sharp

By Slow Down - 29/10/2020 13:01 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

Today, I had a first date via video, due to Covid. It was the first time a girl had asked me out, and she seemed very enthusiastic. Until she started to worry me by throwing in the L-word about 10 minutes in, and talking about our wedding. I've never even met this person in real life. FML

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You deserved it 147

Jumping the gun

By mygirlnoloveme - 04/08/2023 08:00

Today, I told the girl of my dreams that my love for her was deeper than the ocean. She laughed hysterically. This wouldn’t be so bad but we happen to be dating. FML

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You deserved it 605

By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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You deserved it 5 050

Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

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Extreme response

By poordude - 03/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that our relationship and economic situation is stressing her out so much that she’d rather end her life or marry a rich dude. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Sue21 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:12

Tell her to go to a wallet making factory

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:09

what the heck???? how bout u never talk to her ever again

Comments

bitsandkibbles 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:16

WOW. 1 - this is why you don't meet people online. 2 - wow. just... wow.

tounces7 27

Sunday 29 September 2013 21:08

Tell that to my thus-far 6 year marriage.

Occam 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:19

Maybe she was joking?

JayD17 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:43

I think she probably was. I say weird things all the time just to see how people'll react. I never do it to people who don't know me well though - my friends know I'm not serious. It's fun when they play along

migueljm5 18

Saturday 20 July 2013 1:50

I agree, it sounds like a joke. YDI for not having a sense of humor, OP.

mf_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:20

"my interests include ed gein and the song 'skulls' by the misfits..." actually, nevermind, the above made-up quote sounds like me.

chea_chea 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:21

Sounds like she might be a bit out there...but then again, isnt skydiving over the ocean without a parachute pretty crazy too? What's wrong with just dying naturally of old age? You pretty much opened yourself up to something weird like that..YDI

amelinat 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:23

She's ten types of crazy. Could be a lot of fun!

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:24

Ummm it sounds like she was joking, buddy. Besides, your death method sounds like a suicide to me, so maybe you're the freak here. My prime death would be being mauled by a tiger.

heig2748 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 23:57

You know, that's a slow painful death, right?

Sweej 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:46

Not necessarily slow, but most definitely painful.

xiaoxaio 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:13

very painful

hayleykaulitz 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:25

i dont get it

thatminxmyrna 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:27

"I wouldn't kick her out of bed for wanting to be made into a wallet." Hahah love it! I've gotten into some weird first date convos myself so I'm not one to judge.