Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Sebastian2022 22

These are the romantic, funny memories you'll be laughing about later. :)

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emily4040 18

Why would they break up? It was an honest mistake.

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False_Stupidity 41

Because this is FML and even the slightest mistake is just cause to break up/divorce.

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TupniTuptuo 29

It was all part of his master plan to never have to cook again, because now you won't let him.

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mybubbles2000 13

I am so sorry OP. I would never let him into the kitchen again.

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drshn 22

i don't know whether this will cheer you but i think this is the most epic FML!!!

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justmeCee 16

I hope you have renters / home owners insurance Op. I think after this you should perhaps give your boyfriend some cooking lessons.

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Bluebl4ze 16

OP's boyfriend should've written the FML, much worse for him.

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IAmMe204 25

Well since you say both are now outside, look at the bright side other than the fact that it was a nice gesture you are, I assume from the FML, alright. :)

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StealthRaid 7

I wonder if he can even make Ramon Noodles...

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MidnaLink 33

Ramen? Pffft, that's nothing! If he can't make ice, then there's a problem.

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wvcheesehead 13

Ramon noodles sounds like a Latino version of ramen noodles.... I will use that next time and serve them with refried beans.

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sunnymanutd 8

What.. !!! Did you both start love making session in the middle and forgot about the kitchen?

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