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By peterpan - 23/02/2010 12:54 - Germany

Today, I was making schnitzel at our kitchen so I had to get rid of all the oil. So I decided it would be best to put the hot pan on our porch so the oil would cool down and then I could get rid of it. Unfortunately the ground is sealed with tar, so the tar melted and now the pan is stuck to the ground. FML

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By anonymous - 03/01/2017 01:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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By fireman - 06/10/2010 09:31 - United States

Today, I went over to this girl's house that I really like. I was planning on cooking her dinner. In the process, the grease in the pan got too hot and caught fire. We ended up having to call the fire department. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Btdtgts - 25/03/2017 14:00

Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I'm here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes. FML

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By bip - 15/12/2008 05:36 - France

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 04:07 - United States

Today, while cooking with my girlfriend, I thought it would be funny to slap her with a raw porkchop. She thought it would be funny to throw the hot cooking grease on me. FML

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By burned - 04/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to fry some bacon. After finishing, he thought it would be easy to clean up if he just tossed the panful of grease out the second story window. Guess where I was standing at the time? FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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NeonWar__ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:12

Hows about you just heat it up again and lift it off?

jesir60541 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:18

why didnt you just leave it on the stove?

Comments

Tripout 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:07

LOL LOVE THE PIC SNICK!!! ((^.^)/)

mpclaw 3

Wednesday 24 February 2010 8:26

schnitzal? greasy food. makes you fat.

KateInNH 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 11:00

That's hilarious. Way to go!

puppiesarecute 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:45

what kind of porch is made out of tar?!?!?!?

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 24 February 2010 18:24

What made you think that setting something hot on the ground would be such a bright idea in the first place?

yourfarewell 1

Wednesday 24 February 2010 19:56

Just leave it on the hob to cool off while you're tucking into your food, and then pour it away? It's called common sense. Were you really so impatient you had to put it in the porch? Jesus.

letmeinplease 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:10

Jesus. My FML about an old drunk tramp who keeps ******** outside my front door doesn't make it, and this parade of ineptitude does? YOU DESERVE IT. NOW STOP CLOGGING UP THE SITE WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

luck_my_fife 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:10

"Today, I commented about somebody else's FML, moaning and whining like a bitch that it was on the website and my one wasn't. I monitor a website about the shit things that have happened to other people, and then cry when my suggestion isn't included. FML."

luck_my_fife 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:12

P.S. 'letmeinplease'. Desperate much?

tisiphone_fml 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 3:49

There should be a photo of said pan next to the urban dictionary entry for "epic fail". I don't have a good solution for fixing this. Maybe once it cools enough force will pull it off.