Transportation: Cool moves

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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Called out but accurate

By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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It's not what you think, sorry

By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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FREEBIRD!

By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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You deserved it 567

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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Ah, teenage love…

By Anonymous - 14/11/2022 19:00 - United States - Mineral

Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML

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hazri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:38

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

Comments

_pk_ 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:11

I think you meant "In order to be retarded"

xprettynbluex 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 2:38

It's so much easier to just smile back :) I'm a girl and I think playing hard to get is the dumbest thing there is. Easier to remember a smile than some girl being an ass lol

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 4:04

Aaaaaand this is why we don't play games.

ShadowPoseidon 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:09

woww... that's just retarded... i mean really? are you like deaf or somethin? normal people would be able to notice the difference of when the car window is up or down. god... your a twat. go eat a dick =_= if you could get some... but with ur head shoved up your ass... i somewhat doubt it.

Fragnox 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 7:46

...You're an idiot.

christopherlove 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 8:48

Playing it cool is such a poor choice of words. You deserve this in so many ways. It would have killed you to return his smile?

novellover63 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:54

wait . . . . . what?

RenRen_fml 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 9:55

Wow...That really made my day :)

Amkii 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 10:44

So... it's cool to ignore someone and fake sing alone in a car? I need to take notes on this. That's not what I learned from life experiences! Hold on, let me get a pen...