Transportation: Cool moves

Cool moves

By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 22:36 - United States

Today, I was in my car and a cute guy pulled up next to me. He looked at me and smiled, but in order to be cool, I pretended not to notice. I also pretended that I was listening to music and was completely absorbed in it, singing passionately. I wasn't even listening to music and my window was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I was driving home and stopped at a light. A cute guy in the truck ahead of me waved me forward and told me to roll down my window. It was the first time a cute guy had talked to me in a while so I was pretty excited. He told me to turn my lights on. FML

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By wench - 23/12/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, while driving, I idly started picking my nose. I looked over at the car next to me and saw a smoking hot guy from my school staring at me in disgust. He kept staring until I took a turn-off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, I was in my car studying on the campus parking lot. It was cold outside so I had the windows up. I had a severe upset stomach and was privately drowning in my own flatulence. Moments later, my crush knocks on the window to ask me something. I had to roll the windows down. FML

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By Solemnwishing - 13/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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hazri 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:38

You found him cute but didnt want to smile back. Fyi, guys really hate it when girls play hard to get.

EMR_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 9:39

"but in order to be cool, " Automatic YDI. Stop trying to be "cool". Try being friendly and just be yourself. Much better than being cool. If you think he's cute just smile back.

Comments

hanzoo 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 18:17

how can you put "trying to be cool" and "singing passionately" in the same sentence?!

haniam16 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:28

how is that cool? just smile back at him! youve learned your lesson

Punkpoptart1119 20

Wednesday 24 August 2011 20:23

Wow. Since when does listening to music make you cool? YDI

wrwrestler7 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:16

1- That doesn't make you look cool, even IF the window was rolled up. It makes you look like your trying too hard. 2- He probly saw you look at him first dumba**. Do you think this guy is blind? If he was looking at you, he would clearly notice you looking at him. AND HE KNOWS HES A HOT GUY if hes a hot guy. Cuz all you girlies give him constant attention no doubt. 3- Guys dont like girls playing hard to get in the first place. We like a girl whos confident, compassionate, fun, honest, and to the point. Honesty is a HUGE PART of our attraction to the girl. If she plays games, thats essentially being dishonest, and nobody can trust a dishonest girl so why would we want to date them? Thats why girls like you who play games, just end up getting f*cked and used and never get dates.

FweakofCydonia 40

Friday 11 November 2011 4:29

You don't need to "look cool"...if a guy says hi, say hi back and smile. common logic

austinnicole 3

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:22

Dude , don't EVER sing infront of a cute guy passionately , that just looks unattractive . What you should have done was smile back .

damoki 8

Friday 8 June 2012 1:30

You're an idiot

Googolman 29

Tuesday 25 September 2012 3:50

So a guy smiles at you, and you completely ignored him and started acting like an idiot. Yes, that is extremely attractive. That pretty much tells him you're not interested. Playing hard to get is for conceited ***** who think they are so amazing. He's not gonna chase after you. Just stop trying to be cool and smile back. And they wonder why they are single.