Intimacy, Phone calls, Weird and Pranks: Cool prank bro - FML

Cool prank bro

By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 11:02 - United States

Spicy

Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school saying, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits". FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 745

You deserved it 3 568

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Horndogs

By bullah007 - 28/11/2014 18:43 - Pakistan - Lahore

Spicy

Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 035

You deserved it 4 432

By Chanman1924 - 24/12/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 565

You deserved it 3 769

Good one, thanks

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 562

You deserved it 23 961

By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 214

You deserved it 3 551

By fmlisthebomb - 01/03/2009 06:58 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother got a call from our old high school saying that they had fifteen freshmen boys in his office with a nude photo of me on their phones. I had sent that photo only to my boyfriend. Apparently he loves to share me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 303

You deserved it 89 116

By paprikarulz - 01/07/2009 10:31 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I got an email from a guy to whom I sold my old phone to over eBay. Turns out I forgot to delete the nude photos of myself and my boyfriend that I had stored up. His email asked me for "any PIN numbers needed to use the phone, and oh by the way, nice tits." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 370

You deserved it 76 174

By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 168

You deserved it 2 020

By buckid310 - 03/11/2009 21:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 015

You deserved it 2 664

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 00:53 - United States - Piedmont

Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 694

You deserved it 39 027

By virginat16 - 14/12/2010 11:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 219

You deserved it 7 794

Next

Top comments

aback 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:28

Post their numbers offering hot buttsex.

Starfire22 5

Saturday 12 December 2009 16:26

O that's nice...

Comments

Rwcrazy 0

Monday 3 October 2011 16:45

Well at least you have nice ****

danielleflahert 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 16:41

Haha that's a cool joke

UrCapsLockOn 12

Thursday 1 December 2011 1:33

can u send me sum, wendy ... *creepy face*

Rocker3250 0

Monday 5 March 2012 15:38

I would almost call that flattery. Creepy flattery, but at least your getting attention.

swedeNix 13

Wednesday 20 June 2012 10:39

You should say; i show mine if u show yours, then blackmail him by threatening him ull spread his pics if he asks u again:)

Valentine_Beauty 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 11:23

oh, so you're that wendy everyone's been talking about...

PonyFan10 8

Wednesday 20 November 2013 2:10

That happens to my best friend, a guy from her school keep asking her friend if she could send him a nude picture of my best friend..

quazed4812 5

Friday 7 March 2014 4:23

Sounds like someone needs new friends.

thatcoolguy123 14

Sunday 18 January 2015 3:24

late but i'm pretty sure that's against school rules... if someone did that at my school you'd probably be expelled or some shit...

west546 13

Thursday 7 January 2016 19:28

Take all the numbers and give them to random sex offenders

5
6
7
8
9

Keywords

Coworkers Work Cars Dogs Animals Transportation Miscellaneous Art Photography Videos Love Awkward Health Money Scams My ex Sex Family Am I overreacting? Healthy Lifestyle AITA Babies Kids Sleep Mental health Parents Cheating Break-ups Social Media Friends

The Top

Today, are you excited for Christmas? Because I'm sure not. When I was 14, my dad got hit by a car on Christmas. At 15, my dog died. When I was 16, I got not presents. When I was 17, the Christmas tree was stolen. I wonder what's next… FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 97

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 543

You deserved it 372

The Top

Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 063

You deserved it 184

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 180

You deserved it 7 691

Today, I was cleaning up the kitchen after a nice cozy dinner with my boyfriend at his parents' country house. I picked up the bottle of olive oil we'd used for cooking and spotted two dead mice in it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 337

You deserved it 530

Today, my boyfriend got upset after I politely asked him to do the laundry. He takes every chance he gets to act macho and brag to people about how he's in the Marines, but apparently he is too much of a pussy to act like a man and clean his own clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 743

You deserved it 6 639

Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 010

You deserved it 7 446

Today, thinking I could carry it all, I stubbornly brought a load of food in with both hands. The glass jar of nacho cheese smashed on my radiator, and I had to use a toothbrush to clean between the cracks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 331

You deserved it 871