Cool trick, mom

By fuck florida - 16/05/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML
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v8nick97 11

That'll be hard to forget. Sorry, op.

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thatoneninjadude 14

At least we know she's up on her potassium.

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sarneeley 14

I said you deserve it because you should be grateful that's probably how she got your dad.

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token_blackguy 18

Can I get her number?

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wvcheesehead 13

If your pop is not well endowed her talents may be going to waste... or she may have some splaining to do.

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pdp_fml 21

Well, you could have seen her deep throating your dad for real.

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headshot0330 4

at least she wasn't demonstrating on your dad

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laden_swallow09 34

That's right, cupcake! Your parents have sex, too! Get over it. Where do you think you came from?

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MisterEx 28

Personally? A seagull dropped me from the sky into my parents hands. Yes.

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iwadasn 32

Obviously people know that, but it's still not something they like to think about. If you regularly think about your parents' sex life, then you're the weird one.

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flipthebirdfuxku 10

Nobody said anything about regularly thinking about it, just coming to terms. It's something parents have to do as their children get older, why shouldn't the offspring give their parents the same courtesy? Makes life a lot easier, the acceptance of reality bit.

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rawlings123 17

I'd like to meet your mom

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katiesha 9

maybe one day you will laugh about it... probably not. I feel bad for you.

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