You're fired, Tattoos and Work: Corporate - FML

Corporate

By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 787

You deserved it 2 688

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

imessedwithtexas 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:00

I think I would be filing a complaint with the corporate office.

greenwich1945 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:01

This must be a case of unfair dismissal. I can't see your location but in the UK you could probably get the police involved.

Comments

cetlawizard 15

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:41

Tell them you'll sue for "wrongful termination"

martialeng 1

Thursday 7 March 2013 18:58

I wouldn't take that. Not sure if I'd call the police or sue the company but I definately wouldn't take that from them.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:38

I sure hope you will find someone to talk to about this, you deserve your job back or at least a different spot within the same company.

Kkkdawg 27

Friday 8 March 2013 6:15

I'm not sure I'd want to go back to the same job, knowing my boss obviously wanted me gone. Your relationship is now strained and that never makes for a good time at work. I say do something about the wrongful dismissal and get another job.

Kitten_Calderon 14

Friday 8 March 2013 13:12

Hence why I said or at least a different spot within the office or company. So many office buildings have millions of different businesses in them

jcrb 11

Thursday 7 March 2013 20:59

I smell a wrongful termination lawsuit coming on!

FlashBurn 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 21:54

There's a way to prove it! Scars don't glow well under a UV light. Though I've seen some of those blacklight tattoos and they are really cool.

iloveandy143 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 22:08

I always thought those tats kinda looked like scars

jaco73 7

Thursday 7 March 2013 22:46

That's ****** up dude...

paguilera28 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 23:43

What the hell is OP? I may be young but I'm ready.

thegirl19 2

Friday 8 March 2013 16:27

Original Poster. Scary shit, I know.. Good thing you were ready

jonnyscash 12

Friday 8 March 2013 2:27

Might as well get one now. Lol

The_Honey_Badger 17

Friday 8 March 2013 4:03

I believe you, OP.

2
3
4
5
6
7

Keywords

Miscellaneous Relatable Awkward Embarrassing Health Am I overreacting? Relationship advice Love Weird Work Dating AITA Sleep Annoying Parents Mental health Furniture Kids Gross Friends Fight Public freakouts Drugs Neighbours Cops Medication Dogs Animals Teenagers Gamers

The Top

Today, my jobless husband wants to buy the latest iPhone. His current phone is in good condition, except that he has a 1000 apps on it slowing it down. We're also in deeply crushing debt from all his bad financial decisions from his severely loss-making business. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 169

You deserved it 182

Today, my laptop was slow so I used my husband’s laptop. I went to the bedroom and found it opened, so I moved the trackpad and it powered on. The first thing I see is a page with redhead porn, and another tab with nude redheads. You know who else is a redhead? The new girl at his job he tells me not to worry about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 132

The Top

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 140

You deserved it 50 405

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 294

You deserved it 601

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 539

You deserved it 3 650

Today, I have a degree in electrical engineering, my wife was doing a crossword and asked me what are the units of capacitance, I couldn't remember. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 077

You deserved it 9 109

Today, it's the first day of my Hawaiian honeymoon. We found out that the pool is under construction and our room is infested with roaches. We are paying $375 a night for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 153

You deserved it 4 512

Today, I asked my parents if I could have their old Polaroid camera so I could take artsy pictures, but they got all defensive, because, "Polaroid pictures can’t be traced." So I jokingly said I was using it to take pictures of my drug cartel to have a record of my stocks, and now they think I’m some sort of drug lord. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 345

You deserved it 507