You're fired, Tattoos and Work: Corporate

Corporate

By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

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imessedwithtexas 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:00

I think I would be filing a complaint with the corporate office.

greenwich1945 13

Thursday 7 March 2013 12:01

This must be a case of unfair dismissal. I can't see your location but in the UK you could probably get the police involved.

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ruthi666 23

Thursday 14 November 2013 6:38

**** "no tattoo" policies.

ksuzc7 3

Saturday 30 August 2014 17:51

Unfair dismissal.. File. Now.

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