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By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Go and get a written note from a dermatologist stating what it is
At least it doesn't say "Pump Slap"
Get the police involved, they'll probably have a professional check it out, you'll be proved right, and they'll look like morons. Stick it to the man OP.
One word. LAWSUIT!
Sounds like you got a pretty good lawsuit building up
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I think I would be filing a complaint with the corporate office.
This must be a case of unfair dismissal. I can't see your location but in the UK you could probably get the police involved.