Corporate

By crap - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML
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imessedwithtexas 13

I think I would be filing a complaint with the corporate office.

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greenwich1945 13

This must be a case of unfair dismissal. I can't see your location but in the UK you could probably get the police involved.

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purplepenquin 9

Damn, that sucks. Sounds like you need a union.

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siddin 6

lawsuit for you :-) get a doc to examine it, then file.

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SmosherMe 6

Thats cool. I also have a heart shaped scar on my wrist but its really old so its barely seen.

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trustno1_fml 10

A company tattoo policy? Does that really exist? Isn't this against some kind of freedom? Djeezes, how shortsighted...

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PureEvil666 3

Complain. Complain more. Complain about complaining. And justice will probably not prevail. Companies and employment these days (not that it was good "back then"). Jobs for the government tend to be more stable (at least that's how it works in Europe)

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sxdryv 14

Where the hell do you work...the 50s?

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snegec 7

Get a doctor's opinion and file a lawsuit. That's why you live in America isn't it? So you can sue anyones ass when they are being smart about it.

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