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Crack!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2010 07:54 - United States

Today, I bought a brand new huge leather recliner. After laying down and watching football for some time, I sit up and hear a loud shatter. My iPhone was crushed by the mechanics of the chair after it slipped out of my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 958

You deserved it 8 497

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By sammarli530 - 29/05/2013 16:24 - United States - New Lenox

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 777

You deserved it 52 176

By Joplin - 13/09/2010 19:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I was lying on my recliner watching TV when I dropped the remote under the footrest. I got down on my hands and knees and pushed the footrest into the chair. The moment I touched the remote, the footrest deployed and hit me square in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 976

You deserved it 6 228

By breakinphones - 20/02/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 638

You deserved it 81 725

Fit as a fiddle

By Dontsitsitandyoudie - 02/05/2017 14:00 - Iceland - Reykjavík

Today, I went to sit on a desk chair, which promptly rolled out from under me. This made me fall on my own foot, literally shattering two bones. I just bought a 9-month gym membership and can't use it because I wanted to sit down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 138

You deserved it 420

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 515

You deserved it 13 123

By hunter168647 - 02/07/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 188

You deserved it 8 577

By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 203

You deserved it 21 482

Raining cats and dogs

By Fling! - 29/11/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tried to put my reclining chair back. My cat and dog were sitting on the very top. It went up in an unexpectedly forceful manner, sending them flying, causing my dog to fall, and my cat to cling for dear life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 355

By kate - 29/04/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 795

You deserved it 8 570

By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 319

You deserved it 373

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 16:03

Damn Iphones are like having a trout in your pocket sometimes.

Remegy 3

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:59

God forbid having phones in pockets

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:20

(grins sheepishly) Sorry, I'm not thinking quite right today, I ate some of the leaves off the flesh eating plant with your eggs this morning.

Byrdd 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:25

id be crushed. ooops my bad.

hobobuster 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:29

Aha! That was a rather good yarn young chap! :D

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:47

noes! I don't cook!! or make sammiches! that's why I have a fiancée to do those things such as cooking and sammiches!

rwac07 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:50

ahh yes iphones tend to slip out of pockets. this has happened to me but luckily my phone didn't get crushed

pwincess_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 20:59

i call fake. iPods and iPhones are among the sturdiest gadgets on the market. All the parts, even the battery, are soldered together so nothing can really break, except the screen. A bus ran over my friend's iTouch once, and aside from a few scratches it worked just fine.

yayforcheesecake 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:20

noob

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:27

*smooches Mercy* haha yes, groveling does do the trick, eh Mercy? :)

hobobuster 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 21:51

I think I am the Queen :/

tman118 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:23

I would never get an iphone

lild4589 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:57

wow guys who said he deserved it are aLL IDOITS if your iPhone shattered and broke you would be quite angry so stop being sooo mean to the OP gawd... Also FYL OP Mines broke I wanted too cry.