Crawling

By mojolady - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, lice were found in my hair. At the hair salon. I'm now banned from that salon. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 008
You deserved it 12 604
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Top comments

blueocean43 2

And you didn't notice from the itching, or the little white eggs?

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sweet_candy_ 17

Just fix your lice problem and find a different salon. If I were you op I wouldn’t want to go back to that salon.

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Comments

trese666 0

ur a ******* idiot. lice don't like dirty hair. facts DUDE. get your brain out of the dumpster ******

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mad_hatter0666 22

lice are attracted to clean people.

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BeautyMonster 17

I hope you're kidding.

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Perksofbeingawal 0

Haha, are you kidding me? You can be the cleanest person out there, and wear a hat that contains lice and get it. It's just passed on. Doesn't mean you have hygiene issues!

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BeautyMonster 17

I hope you're kidding.

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kwsoccer 6

#25,, my doctor said that lice are found on clean people more often than dirty people because the like to live on clean heads

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blueocean43 2

And you didn't notice from the itching, or the little white eggs?

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cmyk 19

why would you go to a salon and not your GP when u have lice? I dont believe you since lice itch like hell and annoys your scalp and you would know if you had any. YDI OP

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Fa7_fml 0

I'm a hairstylist. Not everyone knows they have lice, they just think they have dry skin. So when I tell a client they have lice they never believe me until I show them.

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you_failed 15

Aww damn! That's messed up! They should've offered you a treatment since it is a hair salon. >:/

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Xquisite1 28

Typical. Glad I am what I am. @ #5 Hairsylist doesn't = exterminator

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TheZarola 10

Why? I don't know of any salons that treat lice. Also, OP deserved to be banned. It's not unreasonable at all.

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blitz426 0

why would they want to treat her lice? I would ban her too

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BooBooKittyF11 21

no she should be banned they shouldnt have yo "treat" your hair that puts them at risk of infecting others

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ideasrule 13

FYL for having lice, but not for being banned from the salon. You wouldn't want to infect every other customer at the salon with lice, would you?

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mad_hatter0666 22

but you can't have lice forever so I don't understand the banned part. that's just stupid.

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xgetxbentx 13

if the hair salon is cleaning it's tools like it should be there'd be no chance of that happening.

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trese666 0

that's horrible. you could probably file a lawsuit. I'm a hairstylist, the proper way to do that would be inform you and quietly tell you to get it checked out. you might also inform them lice come and go, and can only co exist on someone with a clean scalp and hair ( they can't attach to greasy hair). I would go back in there and if anything let them know how unproffessional they are. I'd ask for the owners name and contact info and if anything, scare the shit out of those stylists.

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mad_hatter0666 22

OP would have a right to file a law suit because you can't ban someone from an establishment for an un just reason. politely asking OP to leave and advising them that until they take care of the problem they unfortunately would not be able to come back for fear os spreading the lice. but you can't ban them forever. sorry, but I've never heard of "chronic lice."

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Bobissmall 13

OP could have just been exaggerating... do hair salons even have that good of a memory?

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irish_unity 0

I'm sorry but unjust reason ? The girl has lice . Lice spread extremely easily ! They let her stay and someone sits on her seat after and BHAM...the lice is already spreading . They get known for giving people lice and they lose custom aka money . OP YDI get it treated ffs !

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trese666 0

I'm sorry kids but unless any of you are LISCENSED like myself and educated in the proper treatment of lice, close your mouth. the only RiGhT thing to do would be ask her to leave and get it checked out without making a scene. if any person who has ever had lice was banned from a salon the salons would go broke. it is NEVER okay to permanently ban someone from an establishment for that. show me your cosmetology liscense and I'll conside your opinions....ThANks

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trese666 0

they CAn refuse service until the problem is treated. actually by law they can not service the client. but to BAN them for a temporary problem is unprofessional. are you licensed in how to treat lice? no, alright then enough self righteousness sucker

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trese666 0

they have the right to refuse until the problem is solved but not ban for all eternity. it's unprofessional and you're wrong. period.

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TrollsHaveSouls 0

YDI for eating potato skin and Ke$ha CDs

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Calyx_fml 21

I don't blame them. No offense but legally they have to sterilize the entire salon if they see even one lice. It's not worth it.

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trese666 0

boo hoo let's report people waaah

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mintcar 9

FYL for having lice. it's not permanent, get treated and quit bitchin'

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irish_unity 0

Exactly ! If you're old enough to bitch about it on here then you're old enough to realise you have lice and get rid of them !

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sweet_candy_ 17

Just fix your lice problem and find a different salon. If I were you op I wouldn’t want to go back to that salon.

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