Friends, Weird, Creepy and Love: Creep from the past

Creep from the past

By annoyed - 19/12/2009 05:52 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 894

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 597

You deserved it 3 297

Just asking questions

By <Still_Closeted> - 19/02/2022 03:59

Today, I had a long call with my crush, the only person I have been in regular contact with for the past year. He regularly calls me to check up on me, and really cares about my interests. I'm not sure if he likes me back, or is just being friendly, and I'm too scared to ask him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 763

You deserved it 511

By EKG - 11/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, after being in the hospital for 2 days with no visitors, I got my first phone call. It was my best friend asking if he could date my ex girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 735

You deserved it 2 595

By Single4Life - 05/07/2009 02:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 985

You deserved it 3 382

Distance makes the heart…

By unknown - 27/02/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 439

You deserved it 2 978

By mer - 08/02/2009 23:34 - United States

Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 936

You deserved it 4 166

By notahomewrecker - 09/01/2010 16:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I'd been seeing for a few weeks. It was his wife calling to find out what was going on with us. He told me he was separated. He left his kids home alone to hook up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 903

You deserved it 5 033

By Anonymous - 15/09/2009 10:53 - United States

Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 926

You deserved it 8 790

By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 368

You deserved it 814

Distant love

By jadalaheart - 28/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, for the first time in more than two years, a guy asked me out. Too bad he lives halfway around the world. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 800

You deserved it 202

JackDupp 11

Saturday 19 December 2009 15:31

When your husband comes back from deployment he and his military buddies should go have a little "chat" with him.

itouchguy360 3

Saturday 19 December 2009 13:57

tell him to get a life!! Do not cheat on your husband!!!

Comments

Demonic_Pixie 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 18:55

wow. that guy is low! you're husband is away at war, and he knows it, and yet he still is trying to get with you! DON'T MESS WITH A GUY WHO'S DEFENDING YOUR BUTT AND THE REST OF TEH COUNTRY'S!

blackhearts 2

Monday 21 December 2009 1:12

scary dude. and for all you "OMGZ filthy cheatin womenz!" you do know how soldiers behave, right? bein a cheatin ******** is totally a two way street.

LilaBear 1

Monday 21 December 2009 5:59

Why is this an FML? Just tell him to bugger off.

makino_fml 2

Monday 21 December 2009 6:52

Stalker much? Just tell him off and that you are not interested. It is better to let him know as soon as possible since he has his resources to finding out your personal information after years of not contacting you at all!