Stalker and Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 689

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By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

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You deserved it 106

By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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You deserved it 1 196

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 180

You deserved it 14 775

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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You deserved it 19 682

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

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You deserved it 249

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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You deserved it 2 977

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 2 418

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

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You deserved it 1 707

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:13

Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

x_Cupcakes 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:07

Good luck!

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extremenoodles 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:53

Heh, my Year 9 dance partner had to be told that the floor was covered in ants in order to do the cha-cha. Oh, high school...

ramirezlmt 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:12

lol yeah I'm confused too. Dance partner from childhood or ....now? Wait! The mom should be begging you to make that boy straight. Or she's afraid you'll take her momma's boy?

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:03

Australia is fuckall like America.

SmallTownCutie 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:08

haha I would love to see that!

Anteezy 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:15

I'm embarrassed :$

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:36

I'm wondering how this woman retained her boyfriend. Guys like 'endearingly crazy', not 'Edward Cullen psycopath jealous crazy'. Similar things can be said about women.