Stalker and Love: Creeped out

Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 714

You deserved it 3 689

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By WTF Lady? - 08/04/2020 20:00

Today, I was walking down my street when a girl came up behind me and started yelling about me being a slut. When she saw I was the wrong person, she continued to yell at me because I have blonde hair. FML

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You deserved it 171

Go away, creep

By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:02 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 106

By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 226

You deserved it 1 196

By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 180

You deserved it 14 775

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 282

You deserved it 19 682

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 572

You deserved it 3 085

By Jinx - 21/08/2017 22:15 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I got a stern talking-to from the police about threatening and harassing people. Who had called them? None other than my stalker, whom I'd just informed about the restraining order I was filing against him after finding him in my house. For the second time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 389

You deserved it 249

By nolife - 05/11/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 396

You deserved it 2 977

By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 366

You deserved it 2 418

By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 405

You deserved it 1 707

perdix 29

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:13

Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

x_Cupcakes 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:07

Good luck!

Comments

joooeee 3

Thursday 27 January 2011 17:47

Hooray for nationalism!

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:28

well don't steal her boyfriend, you *****!

josh8215 21

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:36

try counter stalking her, it's a lot like counter terrorism, but without the controversy. ;)

EMO_na_jj_im_not 5

Thursday 27 January 2011 18:55

why the hell are you complaining???!?!?!?!? i meann i hav a stalker nd all i do is gloat about it nd stuff its fun!! oh ng grammar nazis can go **** themselves

Iskaria 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:13

I asked my best friend from high school if he wanted to catch up over coffee and his gf freaked the eff out (I knew her too). So that would really wind the nutter up :)

KiwiExchange 16

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:33

(: ignore & live on.

frost1988 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 19:44

Australia is nowhere near North America.

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 27 January 2011 20:41

@ 41 -- yes, absolutely true, but how many of those who profess to have a psycho killer are still around to tell the tale? |the kid|

connorfinch 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:16

I have noticed in the last few weeks that almost everyone in Australia hates America. Why? They're basically the same except that the US is a superpower and Australia is a huge ****** desert.

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 27 January 2011 21:49

What the hell is with this 'my country is better than your country' comments? If you're from Australia, odds are you're going to think it's the best country because you grew up there and have a connection with it. Just like people from America. Or England. Or Scotland. Or most other countries. Thing is, these are opinions. I'm American and I love living here, but that doesn't make Australia a bad place to live. I just have a connection with America. Again, the same goes for other countries.