Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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perdix 29

Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

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TheOptimist 0

83 - You think America's shit? Then move to Australia. The Great Barrier Reef won't be too helpful when you got a fast food craving and there isn't one every block.

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daminantion 14

107, that's also why you don't see obese people around every block

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oliver86 8

I live in Australia and love it though I can't stand those people who get southern cross tattoos and wear the flag as a cape

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Healtopia 0

ok let me settle this. both countries have their pros an cons. america would be far worse off without Australia. from WWI to Afghanistan and all the wars in-between from iron ore to uranium. Australia would not exist if the world was not so afraid of America. that and the fact that Australia has no water to support more then 30 million people is the reason countries like china hasn't invaded us with force. both countries need each other. THEREFORE each country is as good as the other. (BTW australians don't speak English they speak Aussie)

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Last time I checked, "Aussie" wasn't an actual language by itself, it was another version of English (just like Quebecois French and European French).

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