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Creeped out

By emoney - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking out of my front door in the town where I intern. I live alone and know no one. As I'm locking the door, I see a golf ball wedged between my mat and step. I notice that there's writing on it so I pick it up to read, "You look hot when you sleep." FML
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By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Get a (big) dog. Change your locks. Buy a shotgun.

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lyndis_fml 0

Well, you do. A golf ball at the door seemed less creepy than a note on your bedside table. Sorry if I scared you.

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beebeeL 1

omg report tht shit and MOVE . lmao . well @ least if yu r female .

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BulldogQB4 0

That could easily be a joke. I think you are overreacting. I could put that under your door having never seen you and you would still freak out. It's probably just for ***** and giggles, not actually stalking you.

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Faced159 0

I'm sure it was probably just a joke. and if it's not, it's a compliment. :P

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strawberriedc 0

If this is true, call the police and report this. Even if you feel silly, this could be a perpetrator working his way up to an actual attack. Be responsible and safe; you don't want to be in a position later to look back and regret not taking this seriously.

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Kickinchicken213 3

Wow, he's a winner.

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I_am_stupid_also 6

The local locksmith puts those balls under the mats of all new residents of the nearby apartments to create business for himself. Then he sneaks into their apartments at night.

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DancingHorse 0

Obviously, some of you people don't know how to write with small letters. You can easily write all of that on a golf ball with a small-tipped Sharpie...Hell, it was only 6 words long, so it's not like the creep wrote a novel on it. To the OP: That is seriously creepy. If you just have curtains, I would suggest getting blinds, as well...and make sure they're CLOSED. I would let this one slide but if it happens again, I would get the police involved

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