Friends, Weird, Creepy, Facebook, Social Media and Miscellaneous: Creeper alert!

Creeper alert!

By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 568

You deserved it 1 068

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 594

You deserved it 4 705

By Zephyric - 02/02/2010 06:57 - United States

Today, I made a friend on an online chat. We got along fairly well and even traded Facebook accounts. I found out that the two of us had a lot of very surprising things in common. We were the same age, we were from the same school, and we even had the same boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 481

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 167

By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 283

You deserved it 19 682

Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 703

You deserved it 2 039

By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 749

You deserved it 21 428

Overly attached FWB

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 13:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my friends-with-benefits asked me if the girl who just added me on Facebook and Instagram is someone new I’m talking to, all within hours of this new friend adding me on social media. FML

I agree, your life sucks 187

You deserved it 400

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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You deserved it 4 372

By creeper - 14/12/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy I like. He's very private and hides all his photos and wall posts on Facebook. Or so I thought, turns out he has me on a restricted friends list, titled "Creepers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 292

You deserved it 26 887

Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 360

You deserved it 37 027

lambda_fml 40

Friday 6 May 2016 10:20

Time to un-friend him.

jnunez0517 18

Friday 6 May 2016 10:29

Give him a quick block

Comments

soulreaper12296 28

Friday 6 May 2016 15:50

Time to unfriend and avoid as much contact as you can.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 6 May 2016 19:09

...Well? Can I be? :D

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Friday 6 May 2016 20:01

Seriously, wassup with him?

mariri9206 32

Friday 6 May 2016 20:11

Unfriend him. Unfriend him now.

dlToTlb 10

Saturday 7 May 2016 3:47

stalker much

wolf12king 12

Saturday 7 May 2016 6:22

Let him know he's done wrong when he's known it all along He'll go around a time or two Just to waste his time with you

videogames4life 10

Saturday 7 May 2016 17:22

Damn. He just met you and wants to be your "dirty little secret" especially while knowing that you have a bf? that's pretty messed up

brezzyanna 17

Saturday 7 May 2016 23:10

Something similar happened to me, except I'm in high school not college. And he stalked me on Instagram and Snapchat as well as Facebook. What worked for me was blocking him on everything and making sure all my friends knew what happened so that they could help me avoid him. You don't have to be nice to him, but I suggest not being mean to him because he's obviously got some issues and you don't know how he'll react if you piss him off.

I_am_Ami 5

Wednesday 18 May 2016 15:22

That's what the block function is for. The creep obviously has no self respect or respect for you.. he would not be a good friend. Kick the turd into the gutter where he belongs.