Creepy guy

By iamnotalawyer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Glendale

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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Top comments

linkinpark98 23

That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D

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vintagemeow 6

I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..

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hateevryone 14

People these days are so stupid. Always prejudging.

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soupisyummy 13

* disturbed mother pushes shopping cart and says* See that, Billy? That's why you go to private school.

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bizarre_ftw 21

You may not be a lawyer, but I suggest you get one on speed dial quick - just in case of false accusations

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cavy102 10

During my job as a camp instructor over the summer, one of the kids informed me that I'm absolutely terrifying.

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Dizzy_Roar92 5

Did u do or say anything to make them say that?

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G0odgrief 0

if she keeps using you as an example they will start to feel like you are all old friends

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chicago86 1

did you try the "popsicles down in the basement" trick ?

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