Creepy guy

By iamnotalawyer - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Glendale

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML
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linkinpark98 23

That could work out pretty well..... The kids won't come around you, therefore, no noisy occurrences. :D

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vintagemeow 6

I guess it's time to put on pants under that trenchcoat..

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chimocho 8

Surely you must have done something for that to be the case?

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Monkeybuttcream 4

That's what happens when you walk around with your diddle stick hanging out.

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tanay97 8

Try to do something nice for them maybe?

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linkinpark98 23

I think if OP even simply approached a child to clear things up, the moms would flip their shit.

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linkinpark98 23

I think if OP even simply approached one of the children to clear things up, the moms would flip their shit. Lol

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Here kid, want some candy?

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BrownSugar10940 2

Well if they kno u and the kids don't then that's a good but if they don't kno u from a can of paint them they already set a stereotype about u

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linkinpark98 23

I bet his hair is thinning and he has a pencil mustache..

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ShazzRandom 7

Can't forget the creepy large lensed glasses that sit just on the end of hide nose ..

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loserboii 11

Stranger Danger!

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br0ccoli 14

Sorry she discriminated against you, OP. People should know that most child molesters and sociopaths DON'T look like what most people believe they should look like. They look really really normal, good looking, sometimes. Ted Bundy, anyone?

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KiddNYC1O 20

I disagree. Have you seen "How to Catch a Predator: With Chris Hansen"? They're either overweight, balding or not well groomed.

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br0ccoli 14

79 -I said 'normal' not 'supermodel.' These are the people who, when you walk by them, you don't think, "yeah, this creeper is a molester/sociopath." They look/act like otherwise normal people except their intentions are so wrong. You should read The Sociopath Next Door. It might change your life. It's how I realized my ex-best friend is a sociopath and it made sense why being with her made my life miserable. Noor - what do you mean? You don't look like a molester.

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KiddNYC1O 20

84- You did say good-looking...

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br0ccoli 14

90 - some, not all. Ted Bundy and that Peterson guy were attractive. Noor - I think I know what you're saying. Sorry for anything you might have experienced.

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TheRealBrianGrif 7

You should probably take the "Free Candy" sign off your door.

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spekledworf 18

yup. I read your comment in Brian Griffin's voice in my head. dammit

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studdmuffin1990 7

I did that too! I didn't realize it though until I read Ur comment

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jellyD 1

Dude, You are an example! Famous! Daaaamn I wish I had that recognition!

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