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By offrampmotel - 28/03/2017 14:00
If he confessed, I guarantee he's not the only one who does it.
Says the person with the cleavage that doesn't even touch together :/
Somethings r best kept in secret and this is one of them.
I just jerked off to your FML!
Sure Jan
The abstract notion that a person couldn't go anywhere without being masturbated to isn't a little funny?
Lol... You didnt even open the instagram pge
If you're really not comfortable with it just block him
Wait, some people would be? Even if she liked him it's weird to admit to doing it much less actually do it.
14- "cleavage that doesn't even touch together" wait, what? You lost me there. What does whether or not the #4's ******* touch have to do with OP's situation or even "posting scandalous stuff?" And by the way catherine012, may I just say that you look really great for someone who's profile says they're 61 years old. [EDIT: welp, 14's comment got moderated, so I kinda look stupid now...]
Well you know now that someone comes to your instagram page.....
Why do dudes think that's a compliment? Sure by all means do whatever, it's a free country, but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo. >.> Not that this has ever happened to me, thankfully. FYL OP.
Or at least you don't know if it happens to you.
lol well no one has said it to my face. but if they did I'd probably link them some decent **** and give them a book on social etiquette too for good measure. :P
define "decent"
"but I don't need the image of you jerking off in my head every time I post a photo" This, folks, is why grammar matters. Fortunately I'm a gentleman and will not comment further.
Consider it a compliment.
Honestly that's probably not that unusual. What is weird is him telling you about it. If I were you I'd take the compliment. In your case YDI isn't necessarily a bad thing. It just means your hot enough for someone to want to jack off to you.
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I'm thinking your best friend may want to be a little more than just buddies.
Maybe you have a very provocative page.