Intimacy, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Creepy

Creepy

By Anonymous - 17/10/2017 06:00 - United States

Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML

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You deserved it 5 358

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Same thing different taste

By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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You deserved it 4 664

Why I did that?

By Anonymous - 29/02/2020 14:00

Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 397

You deserved it 853

By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 085

You deserved it 6 640

By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:16 - United States - Clermont

Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 989

You deserved it 42 025

Oh, so sexy

By quarantine15 - 28/04/2020 14:00

Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 313

You deserved it 698

By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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You deserved it 1 111

By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 099

You deserved it 5 138

Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 686

You deserved it 527

Hairy situation

By Kelly - 02/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML

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You deserved it 9 464

By she knows - 08/10/2013 16:30 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 206

You deserved it 3 302

JustKittyKat 24

Tuesday 2 October 2012 11:46

Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.

surfbumblonde 7

Tuesday 2 October 2012 11:49

The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.

Comments

IAmNotAHuman515 6

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:47

That's hilarious

Wii624 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:52

You do realize she was joking right...?

mvc3ftw 17

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:08

Fire back your own creepy joke.Who knows,you two might become creepy friends with creepy fantasies and creepy husbands,going on creepy shopping sprees,watching creepy movies with creepy crawlies while eating creepypasta:)

mvc3ftw 17

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:09

somehow I don't think this will sound as funny to others as it did to me.

WhatIsLuck 6

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:58

Mmm, a nice hot plate of Slenderman!

mvc3ftw 17

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:38

and a side order of suicidemouse.avi please!

Plaasmaa 4

Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:27

All in a nice little restaurant called Candle Cove!

Daederoth 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:52

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gc327072 30

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:57

71- because babies are always being stolen during waxes. You just went full retard.

dolphins_penny 5

Tuesday 2 October 2012 16:58

I understand the wax girl was trying to be funny but who jokes with a woman about stealing their baby? maybe a close friend but random people like this would scare the shit out of me since I watch ID channel and have heard of woman killing pregnant woman and stealing their baby and crazy shit like that. I would have laughed it off and been like, "ha ha ha....yeah....your completely creepy.

Gregory607 1

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:01

Never,.. go full retard.

Nabee143 3

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:04

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amerikaninfidel 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:30

Never! Never assume a women is pregnant!

jaggerbaby4726 1

Tuesday 2 October 2012 17:35

The problem to Mr is not the lady who was waxing her. The problem is her husband. OP is pregnant, why should she try to prove she can still he sexy? That's ridiculous.