Embarrassing, Underwear, Keys and Transportation: Creepy

Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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kirtpar 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Or just start washing your undies ^.^

Yellow_Fish79 11

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

Comments

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:57

Don't even worry about it. I know I wouldn't stalk someone with skid marked underwear. I'd be afraid of getting pooped on.

ohmandapants 16

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:58

The fact that you have a STACK of skid-marked underwear disturbs me more than any thing else. Do some laundry and wipe your ass, you pig.

d3sigN8t3dDruNk 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:01

I cant beleive u admitted you shit your pants. Absolutely disgusting lol

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:31

What? You never shit your pants from time to time?

Swiftly 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:42

Oh. I thought that it was completely normal?

atomicbaboon 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 13:36

i miss the good ole days when you could just shit your pants and leave the stained underwear on your floor without people judging you

bettyc4 26

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:04

LMFAO THAT'S SO KNARLY

micahsmommy 13

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:19

Steps to improve OP's life: 1. Learn to use toilet paper or charmin fresh wipes. 2. Buy a laundry bag to keep dirty clothes until washing day. 3. Buy a hook and hang keys on hook. 4. Close your blinds, lock your doors, and carry mace wherever you go.