Embarrassing, Underwear, Keys and Transportation: Creepy

Creepy

By skid kid - 10/03/2012 02:09 - Canada

Today, I angrily tweeted about having fruitlessly searched for over an hour for my car keys. Minutes later, some guy told me to check beneath the "stack of skid-marked underwear" on my bedroom floor. I'm not sure if it was a lucky guess, or if I should start carrying mace. FML

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By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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By GOLLUM! - 18/05/2017 00:00

Today, after being without my car keys for two days, I finally got a locksmith to unlock my car on the off chance I'd left my keys in there. $170 later, the car was open, but I didn't find my keys. Frustrated, I threw the paperwork in the garbage... where I spotted my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Or just start washing your undies ^.^

Yellow_Fish79 11

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:23

Yeah, I'd probably start carrying around a mace. And a bat. And a gun. .... and a rape whistle.

Comments

mxpklx 12

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:29

Why mace? Why not a mace?

Mister_Triangle 21

Saturday 10 March 2012 10:33

Why not Zoidberg?

flea_of_death 23

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:18

Mace Windu, of course! =)

JanaBreon 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:33

Lmao!

Sumo69 9

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:40

You like to think that's a nice safe hiding spot for valuables like jewelry and car keys but obviously someone know you hide stuff there

alvarny 17

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:41

It's a lucky guess. Always look for missing things below your underwear.

BrianneAlex 10

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:42

Haha Im not necessarily worried about that.. But the "skid marked" underwear. Gross...

KVKdragon 26

Saturday 10 March 2012 6:44

Time to board up your windows and carrying mace on the keychain that you just found. This is obviously a sign that someone is creeping on you and you should be careful. In fact, if you do reach a certain high level of anxiety about this, file a report with the police so you can honestly say you did something about it or at least tried to. You never know, it could help out in the long run. Whatever happens, good luck :(

RhymeTyme 3

Saturday 10 March 2012 10:01

I really hope you're not serious Because then you would be delirious She doesn't need to worry I just hope next time she wipes she not in such a hurry

downtime 12

Sunday 11 March 2012 8:26

20, I think if you were to report this you'd be wasting everyones time. When someone says they've lost something it isn't uncommon for someone to make a smart assed remark like that. The only sad thing is reading that much into it.