Weird, Creepy, Facebook and Social Media: Creepy - FML

Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Virgin Islands British

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "Me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

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Manveer 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Dont talk bout your man like that

brittk23 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Everyone has that ONE creepy uncle right?

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Tez122 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:51

no he juss didnt give 2 f****

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 8:22

He might have given one ****, but I guess that didn't stop him from posing such a thing on FaceBook.

babygirl_015 11

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:57

Report him to your parents and authorities

Devin91 20

Sunday 26 February 2012 2:59

Thanks 69

R3TROxLOV3 32

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:02

You might want to show that to your parents.. The fact that he felt like it was an appropriate thing to put on Facebook with that caption at all raises some flags.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:21

Oh, he's aware.

unicornsglitter 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:35

Confront him! that would be the funniest thing ever! be like "So I'm you woman?..."

unicornsglitter 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:37

confront him! be like "So I'm your woman?..." That would be the funniest thing ever!

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:40

Facebook. Starting creepy shit since whenever the crap it was made.

Kendrax0x 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:49

Uhh..what the ****! Report him!!!

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:20

Never let yourself be alone in the same room with Uncle Creep, ever. Preferably stay at least 10ft away at all times.

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