Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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darkmis1 17

This is when you call both 911 and the wacky shack.

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ensemble_coeur 0

LOL "wacky shack"! that's a good one

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shadowkiss13 0

uhmmm.. SCARY! no wonder shes ur ex

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hedgehogs 0

Order her to leave. If she doesn't go, call 911. Then have your locks changed; I'd get that rolling before I made coffee >wg

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Perversive 0

If you have your phone near by then pick it up and pretend you are talking to someone. Then be like "OMG,my mommies outside!". She'll be like "Mary?!" and run out. Then change the locks and have cages installed around all your windows ;o.

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Sacrilege 0

I think it's time to switch out the locks. :/ Managers don't mind if you pay for it, let them know ahead of time and give them a key. Or, if you own your own house, well, that's obvious then. Crazy bitch.

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tatianaescalera 0

bahahahahaha is your name max?

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thinmint 0

haha perversive that was effing funny! seriously OP what a creeper! hump and dump her!

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angel_liz132 0

thatd be hot if it wasnt so creepy O.o

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