Creepy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 08:47 - Canada

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by my crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently duplicated my keys before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking my beard, whispering, “He looks like Jesus.” FML
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Rebecca1993 0

._. boy do you know how to pick them.

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xCrackerx 3

She sounds like a keeper. Always by your side, just like a dog. That's loyalty.

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Lauren_luv 0

@ #3: Lol >:D @ #5: Your ******' stupid with your ignorant spellings and weird stories. ._.

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screwlife23 0

ahem. no it's not. :P

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mk58 31

Ahem. Yes it is. Look at the first "Your". That's what the first commentor pointed out.

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sdroze1389 31

wouldn't it be spelling, not spellings? sorry I forgot to add the pretentious ahem at the beginning of this comment

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Willthediscusguy 0

the scariest thing is that OP didn't know she had copied the key :P really creepy but sounds kinda hot too...

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schwinn11 0

OMG, are you serious, you have a ***'n beard? Why The hell would she want to get back with you?

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Tigg3r 3

I think I would've stabbed her with one of the various objects in my room. APPROPRIATE OBJECTS you perverts!

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R0lling_St0ner 0

dude I would've been all in to that ;D

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natizakhi 0

this is so ******* fake and not funny! i hope she shat in your mouth and forced you to eat it!

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frivolous 0

As long as she doesn't stake you to a cross.

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narutofan001 16

"Well he doesn't look a thing like Jesus" But I guess you do or she's so crazy that she has hallucinations :) Time to change the locks and get an alarm system.

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