Cropduster

By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 409
You deserved it 45 250

Same thing different taste

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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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NikkiGirl245 0

I agree with 38 and 31!!!! I think he's a great dad I do that to my kids and they love it!!! and if I were a guet I'd would love to see a father bonding with his baby i think it's great yea maybe bad choice of place but still how was he supposed to know? baby throw up all the time!! he's great! I put your life sucks cuZ it was NOT his fault he just made a great memory!!

People only projectile vomit when they have a head injury.

Ana_bitesz 0

Ive done this with my nephews and they love it. Nothings wrong with that. FYL.

Spinning, barfing babies- the ultimate weapon of mass disgustion

Impressing people by spinning your kid? Right.

How do you impress people with that? That's not impressive o.O