Cropduster

By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 409
You deserved it 45 250

Same thing different taste

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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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wowfmlife 0

Impressing some guest by spinning my new baby in the air? What are you, an 8 year old on Christmas??

kendalle_fml 0

I'm pretty sure he wasn't like attaching the kid to the ceiling fan, but rather playing a game like airplane like almost all parents do with their babies... Spinning might not be a great word for it, but i don't think he was tossing the kid up and making it flip. And lots of people like seeing a dad play games with a baby and the baby laughing.

#12...the baby threw up. The guy didn't throw her.

'I've a loaded baby and I'm not afraid to use it.'

I'd be hiding in a bunker if that happened. I bet your wife was so mad.

kksoccer22 0

im sorry but u r really retarted y would u do tht over the dinner table with guests over!!! stupid head!!! if u have to impress ppl by doing tht get a life kid!!

liveitlearnit 0

Since you called this baby a 'new baby' I'm going to have to assume that you're trying to kill her with Shaken Baby Syndrome. You really shouldn't be spinning an infant. It's not a good plan.