Cropduster

By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML
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tick_tock 0

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

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ohhboyy 0

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

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randomnumber 0

by god, this is the best FML i've read in quite some time. this is an awesome story :D

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Dogmaw 0

Babies are too G-d damned special for words.

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happygoluckyhh 0

1) (Assuming she ate, what a responsible parent would do: feed their baby BEFORE you ate,) you should NEVER spin a baby after the meal or else they would throw up. 2) Spin her at the dinner table? Buy a parenting book, please!

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josface 0

Do the comments really have to be longer than the anecdote?

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WiseUpSandwhich 0

I love how people get so worked up on the comments for these things. I advise you to learn from that though. XD There are four kids in my boyfriends family. His Dad did that kinda thing with his oldest, brother, his oldest brother was sick on him. He did it to my boyfriend, my boyfriend was sick on him. He did it to the oldest girl, who is now two, and she was sick on him. Recently, the youngest baby, 6 months, did the exact same thing. Learn from your mistake my friend. XD

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HurriKaty 4

YDI for such obvious LOOK AT MY KID BLA BLA BLA antics. Just let people eat and talk, dumbass.

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shoshizzle 0

"Impressing" in an FML equals automatic and major YOU DESERVE IT. Now, please don't do that again if you don't see yourself losing rights to your children. You could easily drop her and knock her dead. That's such an incredily stupid thing to do on a normal basis, if you're clumsy...

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lilleeanne 0

clearly he didnt expect the baby to puke, the kid wouldnt love it which he stated it it made her puke.

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