Gross, Babies and Kids: Cropduster

Cropduster

By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 409

You deserved it 45 251

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By Damnsoup - 03/07/2009 00:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML

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By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2012 18:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

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You deserved it 11 077

By laurwitharawr - 06/10/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML

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By unicornlove - 17/07/2020 20:01

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You deserved it 160

By hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2013 18:31 - France

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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tick_tock 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:14

#8 I hope you are kidding because why on Earth doesn't he deserve to be a dad? He was just playing with his baby. I have pictures of my mother spinning me around in the air and it is something many parents do. Cut him some slack, honestly, at least he didn't drop her when she was vomiting.

ohhboyy 0

Friday 15 May 2009 20:21

babies throw up all the time they're like mini drunks

Comments

Randomness21 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 20:47

First of all, how is spinning your baby around "impressive"? And clearly she doesn't "love it," when she pukes everywhere.

squeaksx24 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:18

Grosssss. But not FYL, F your guests' lives.

xThatRandomGirlx 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:32

You're an idiot

katherinebby17 28

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:50

ydi your baby isnt a toy for you to show off

Sympathydude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 4:15

Phew! I'm just glad u didn't drop her! Supa gross factor, but also... **** all the people who said he deserved it, and I also found some lady who was pissed cuz he didn't help his wife? Wtf? People put this up so people can laugh or sometimes feel bad but shake their fingers? Thats just stupid. 15-I think, LOL at mini drunks!

EziyaMinamoto 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 5:53

Spinning a baby during dinner was just asking for it.

emo_scare_me 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 6:43

#28 - Stfu you stupid feminist. We dont need your crap here It wasent the guy's fault, so just STFU.

oh_hey_there 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 7:03

lmao spinning your new baby wtf?

ricin_poisoning 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 9:21

Anyone who said he deserves it is a ******* idiot and has never seen anyone play with a baby before. Most babies love that spinning stuff. They also tend to spew rather spontaneously. Spin your kid around often enough and you're bound to get some puke in there. It doesn't make him a bad father in the least. He seems like a fine dad. You're just an idiot.