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Curlywurly

By Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By queenmabby - 16/01/2019 12:00

Today, for the first time ever, I was able to have a good hair day without blow drying it or using product. Or so I thought. The first words my mom spoke to me when I came downstairs were “Go fix your hair.” FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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Demented

By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 18:49 - France - Le Rove

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

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By Larz - 26/01/2011 21:49 - Canada

Today, I woke up to a pile of hair on my floor. I looked in the mirror and realized the hair was from my head. I had a dream about cutting my hair and I guess it came true. FML

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Tough enough

By zana - 05/08/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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knuckledragger 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:08

You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

snic 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:04

wow .. that sucks ..

Comments

cecilia_weasley 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:07

I think you should tell her you're trying the bedhead look, and this is how your hair is supposed to look. :P

coloredwax 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:37

Some people just think anything that's not rail-straight hair is messy and/or needs combed or brushed. I used to think my hair was awful and frizzy without using styling products and a hair iron ... come to find out that if I take care of it, it's actually got lovely waves and sometimes curls and I love it.

nikkireese 0

Friday 27 March 2009 4:25

@ 65, r u from western PA/eastern OH? i noticed u said "needs combed" as do natives of [my] said area. . . .

ienvymyself 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 3:47

wow ... thats really mean of your mom ... even if i look like a peice of shytt my mom wouldnt say that ..

greeneggsnsam 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:15

ditto.

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 20:45

I lol'd! Not at you.

chelzy 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 20:44

don't worry. curly hair is sexy in my book.

ncvolley123 8

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:09

That's so bee-otchy of her!!!!

longtimesunshine 4

Saturday 6 November 2010 8:26

my mom does this too. it really sucks when your own mother talks shit to you about your looks.

MeganCello 8

Thursday 11 November 2010 2:09

0.o I'm sorry. :c I've been curling my hair at school from a drama production and I get complents because one of my friends curls it for me. If I did it myself...