Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML
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lionheart822 13

Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

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ghostanimal 8

Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

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misscalimar 10

awh when you feel better you get yourself a great meal and eat it in front of him ;)

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vipirius 18

You know there's a button for that right?

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perdix 29

#14, that's the thing about colonoscopies -- the assholes get revealed!

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alshygirl 14

Am I the only one who would eat the awesome food and just reschedule the colonoscopy?

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gooddealjoe 7

Well I wouldn't want to go through a diet like that again so why would you? It's just one more day.

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MissClass 11

well... in Canada, where we don't pay out of our asses for Healthcare, it cost 300$ to rechedule.... could you imagine how expensive it would be in te states?

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thatnucca 36

Cold, but still doesn't beat the "I know you want this Nutella" Dad though...

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Having experienced both nut allergies and needing colonoscopies every couple years for life- I'd pick Nutella dad over someone who rubs food in my face when I have been on a liquid diet for 3 days and feel like I'm starving.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Your dad seems like he has a handle on all the new torture techniques. The CIA can use a man like him.

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DLS930 21

I would order the most expensive thing and then just sit there and smile

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noelasis94 18

You could just make his meal miserable, if he's eating. No one said you had to take this shit with a smile.

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ViviMage 38

Do not eat red or purple jello!! It will stain the colon wall and will make biopsies of that spot inaccurate or missed. You can have 7up (no cherry) during the purge. It helps.

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perdix 29

You should discuss at the dinner table how your are essentially pissing out of your asshole, and you see necrotic chunks of dead intestine floating about. Bon appetit, everyone!

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