Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML
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lionheart822 13

Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

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ghostanimal 8

Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

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livsterbug1 3

That sounds terrible! I hope the colonoscopy goes well! :)

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poppyseed420 9

Maybe he'll make it up to you by taking you out after...?

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tehdarkness 21

You sound young for a colonoscopy. I hope everything is ok.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I hope you ordered colonoscopy with painkillers otherways it hurts like sh*t (literally)..

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MerrikBarbarian 9

FYL op. I know how miserable that diet is and how hungry you feel at the end of it. I had colon cancer start at a very young age and get them every few years for life. The golytely part is the absolute ***** (literally), but trick I learned is buy a few cartons of lime apple juice. Drink as much of the golytely as you can as quick as you can, and take sips of the apple juice to wash the taste away when you can't stand it. Also take gravol before you start. Will help with the nausea from drinking that nasty stuff and filling your stomach with it. Oh and get unflavored always. Good luck on your scope op. I hope it comes back ok!

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pdp_fml 21

Here in the US, we have to drink a gallon of electrolytes that cleanses your colon the night before. The drink tastes aweful and you poop every 15 minutes or so, while your ass feels like a hot iron is touching it every time you poop. Sorry that your father is a jerk.

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Kkkdawg 27

Ugh, I am SO sorry, op. Recently I was very ill and was on a liquid diet for about 5 months. I had to sit and watch my family eat Christmas dinner. Then at my birthday party there was cake and pizza and I got to watch all my friends eat it. And every meal my parents made, they would tell me all about how delicious it was. Seriously, be VERY thankful you couldn't eat for only a few days.

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girlbye23 15

My mom did something like that. I tried going vegetarian for a while and the one night she made steak -_-

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

That's hardly the same thing. That's you choosing to not eat meat and then being annoyed because your family doesn't follow your life style choices. There would be no reason she shouldn't make steak for herself and the rest of her family/friend just because you happen to decide cut out meat.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I was younger than you when I went vegetarian. Instead of bitching about what my mom cooked I learned to cook my own meals. Instead of complaining, do something productive.

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