Dad jokes

By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 17:56 - Philippines - Dasmarinas

Today, it's my last day before I get my colonoscopy. I've been on a strict chicken broth and jello diet in preparation. My dad thought it would be hilarious to drag me out to one of the best restaurants in town just so I could watch everyone else eat their delicious meals. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.

Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)

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sorry man, I feel your pain, I've been nauseous and vomiting for about 2 months now, it pisses me of to even hear about what other people can eat, but yeah those other people were right, order the most expensive thing on the menu and take it home next time and yeah, your dad's a dick... good luck with your procedure!

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I know that feel, my family was eating steaks in front of me... I went to the doctor for the colonoscopy and I had to re do the entire prep. So I hadn't eaten for 2 days

Oh please please please please please tell me you spiked his drinks with some of that liquid laxative they make u drink the night before..... now that is what I all sweet revenge