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By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States
sorry man, I feel your pain, I've been nauseous and vomiting for about 2 months now, it pisses me of to even hear about what other people can eat, but yeah those other people were right, order the most expensive thing on the menu and take it home next time and yeah, your dad's a dick... good luck with your procedure!
Know the feel OP
Oh please please please please please tell me you spiked his drinks with some of that liquid laxative they make u drink the night before..... now that is what I all sweet revenge
why did you go?
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Just order everything on the menu. They can't force you to eat it and its sweet revenge.
Wow. My dad's done that to me before. You can always go after your colonoscopy. :)