Dad jokes

By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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FlashBurn 13

Wow, that's a poor sense of humor. Tell her to grow up and take a joke.

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lulu1918 0

Well she has no sense of humor. I would have laughed.

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middletin 0

You're dumb and don't deserve to have sex

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Raesin 21

''You're dumb and don't deserve to have sex'' I'm sorry? You treat sex like a reward for being a good boy rather than a passionate moment? He's not 2-years old. I feel sorry for anyone you're with. Or not, as the case may be.

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anghellic9 0

I have to try this!

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Uluyara 6

If my boyfriend did something this clever and cute, I would be absolutely thrilled! People just get too uptight and can't take a joke sometimes

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silver_85 0

I'm kinda torn with this one! one one hand, you're a bit of an idiot for taking a concern of hers and making a mockery of it and on the other hand, you're pretty awesome for actually doing it! it's tragic but funny

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msloquita 0

seriously... wat were u thinking??? xD

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russell61 0

My aren't you romantic, also a idiot!

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pixelpixie2929 0

I think it's sweet as long as you had a back up plan for some really good lovin'.

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