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Dad, no, enough!

By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

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Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Monroe

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Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By oopsydaddy - 14/08/2018 06:00

Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad made me figure out how to disable the adult content filters on our internet. He spent what must have been a full 10 minutes on a distracting, long-winded speech about how he doesn't want to look up porn, but "it's just the principle of the damn thing". Sure, dad. Sure. FML

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crazedsyco 15

Friday 4 January 2013 8:49

Did you find out it was him by placing a hiddin cam in you room and now have the image of him fapping burned into your skull?

zaise_chsa 19

Friday 4 January 2013 8:45

Does he not have his own laptop to watch **** on?

Comments

ratorr2 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 0:58

It's sad when you have to parent your parents.

thunderr 3

Saturday 5 January 2013 1:43

lmaooo parental control!! made by parents, for parents

RachelleMonae 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 2:43

HAAA!

Olivia_73 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:10

How sick.. :@

jep00 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 6:46

Or you could just put a passcode on it!!

nightmare_656 2

Saturday 5 January 2013 14:18

who still downloads **** tell him to stream it.

unachicahermosa 5

Sunday 6 January 2013 11:14

And finally a real meaning to the word "Parental Block" literally, nice job OP

sweetypieluvsyou 9

Friday 26 July 2013 15:40

Been there.

nick3600 22

Monday 27 January 2014 21:32

Who's the parent now ************

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