Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Spicy
Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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Comments

khaya 9

Your boyfriend is hilarious and you should think of it as constructive criticism.

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KMilliron 2

Agreed. Funny boyfriend is not an FML. Tis an LOL. Learn your abbreviations!

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ckjacques53198 0

shouldn't he **** u hard?

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TayonaC 10

that's what I was thinking

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KiddNYC1O 20

Girls **** guys too. Either riding or with strap-on.

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TayonaC 10

oh didnt think of that

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C6Racer 0

People don't normally think of that, so it's ok. It never crossed my mind either.

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ericownz101 0

replace "the car" with "my butt" and laugh :p

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holymolybro 0

"Maybe if you weren't so selfish you sonofabitch."

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SillyAnonymous 0

I don't understand how this is an FML at all. Get a sense of humor, dipshit.

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huntermc7 0

should have punched him in the jaw and said "how's that for hard"

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laurbear12 3

that's what I would have done

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laurbear12 3

only a joke a shitty bf would make...

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