Intimacy: Damn

Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 19:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2017 02:20

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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By kate9871 - 04/10/2019 02:00

Today, while driving home, a jeep hit the back of my car. When I got home and told my boyfriend, he acted concerned but still wanted to know what was for dinner. I think I have whiplash, can't stop shaking from the shock and he's practically already waiting at the dinner table. FML

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You deserved it 333

By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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You deserved it 3 142

By creepermagnet - 10/10/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML

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You deserved it 18 843

By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 43 587

By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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You deserved it 4 663

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 18 March 2011 22:49

**** harder, drive softer?(:

Capt_Oblivious 10

Friday 18 March 2011 22:45

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

Comments

DelPiero10 0

Friday 18 March 2011 23:36

that guy is an ass

laurbear12 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:41

this doesn't even make sense...you got rear ended. technically, they ****** you hard. you didn't do anything...hard

Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 0:18

Wishing that someone would do something as x as something else doesn't necessarily apply to something that the person has done.

saturnsonic 3

Friday 18 March 2011 23:47

lmao, i dont mean to be mean but you must really be bad in bed to make a guy say that....lol

elizabethan13 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:05

what a doucebag

cldean24 4

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:07

Bend his dick in half the next time he gets it up.

mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 19 March 2011 1:19

well, you know here in Florida if someone rear ends you it's automatically their fault, right? I see a brand new car in your future ...and maybe a new bf. :)