Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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Madiluvscookies 0

...Annnnd that's when you dumped him, correct?

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instantmusic 4

Not really a break-up worthy comment. Its funny! Not "ROFL" funny, more like a rolls eyes face palm kinda funny. OP seems hypersensitive, she should lighten up a lil^^

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peebrain34 0

just sayen hes trying to tell u somthin

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calbabe96 5

I'm sorry but I find that to be extremely hilarious. you're boyfriends great.

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Eivana 37

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh! Just do your best to find humor in it and don't let it get you down. If you get bitter over silly comments like that it may ruin your relationship. Just be careful what you take to heart.

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wtffml1979 22

My foot slipped off the break and hit the car in front of me. The hot woman gets out and says "ram me in the ass why don't ya". Then this is where it gets confusing your honor.........

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