Damn

By emm - 18/03/2011 16:11 - United States

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Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10

Show him then, **** him hard enough to wreck him, then tell him to shut the hell up if he complains.

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milou_fml 6

I like how half the chicks that replied were offended ..he was just being honest, and isn't honesty the key to a healthy relationship? :D

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sinningkitten 2

I woulda cracked up if my man said that. it woulda made the accident suck less. if you didn't laugh, maybe you need to be ****** that hard!

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22cute 17

that's funny! you know it is! And no, he's not an ass because he did come out to provide support.

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SlapurMoM 2

If only it was me who rear-ended u.

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fortehepiclulz 0

So you got 'rear-ended' on the way home? Tell Bubba I said hi!

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terminal36 0

that's f'ing hillarious! XD sorry

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