Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 148
You deserved it 54 645

Same thing different taste

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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?

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goatlove 0

How was it fake? You doubtful people should give an explaination to your reasoning.

well aside from the fact that its the most ridiculously retarded story you've ever heard she or he has obviously over exaggerated their story of the point that everyone who sits there and reads this rolls their eyes, & goes wtf this isn't real. and dumbass gullible people like you read it and believe their ever so ridiculous story. a dog is perfectly capable of chewing and swallowing a piece of food hence thats what their mouths were designed for. now unless the piece of cheese she was the size of a cinder block. i highly doubt the dog choked on it and died. i'm not saying that the dog probably didn't choke but theres just NO way the dog choked AND died over a piece of cheese. and if it WAS the size of a cinder block the writer of this STORY was obviously a fatass bitch. now please. stop trying to contradict everyone and go kick rocks.

have you never choked on water? or ur own saliva for that matter? how about you go and kick some rocks...perhaps urself in the face too

hahaha you're cute. glad you're stickin up for you butt buddy. but my point exactly. yes, i have choked on water, and my own saliva. BUT did I die? The answer is NO. Thank you for proving my point :D

there needs to be a "your life is awesome" button...

blah123blah 0
moonlight_daze 8

So are your mom's **** but you don't hear me complaining.

poor dog, I'm guessing you lost a friend today.

wow. wish I could do that to every dog. that's just creepy though that that would happen O.o