Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?

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Pointy130 0

dog deserved it for being a cheese thief.

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Brettersson 0

anyone yelling that it was his fault is a moron, hurr durr he said that he shouldn't have so it was his fault, he said it jokingly because the dog had stolen his food, and was dumb enough to not chew

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xxXChiiXxx 2

It AMAZES me how many people can't comprehend that the OP was JOKING when she said that! Say it with me: J-O-K-I-N-G. It's NOT the OP's fault!!! Things happen! It would have made a difference if she said it or not! THE DOG WOULD HAVE DIED ANYWAY!!! It's NOT Karma, that's NOT how Karma works! So all you you bitching and whining, saying, "OMG!!! U DESERVE TAHT!! YOUR SOOOO MEAN!!! POOR DOGGG!!!!one!!" SHUT UP. Idiots. -___-

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Holy_Heysoos 0

Guys, chill, I say that to people all the time, and they never die. Or maybe karma only effects dogs.

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mdoglover 0

When my dog was choking I gave him the heimlick. Now I have how to save a choking dog on my refridgerator.

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ccristina0001 0

honestly people, relax you dont find it funny, get the **** off the site fml is not an archive of real incidents its funny stories , who cares if they're real or not the fact that someone came up wt it is funny. besides, real or not, none of u will ever prove it so smoke a j ppl and just chill

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YouDontFuckWith 0

**** dogs dirty cheese hounds

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