Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML
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Amysbodybetrayal 0

Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?

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heidiness 0

wtf you stupid bitch! why would you yell at a dog saying for it to "choke and die" over a piece of ******* cheese?! should have just let the dog have it... even if you got the cheese back, what are you going to do with it?! eat it?! the poor little dog choked and died because you were chasing it causing it to gobble the cheese down hurriedly.. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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Thecloak 0

Excuse me, did I miss something? When did she say she was chasing after it. And second, who expects a dog to actually choke on a piece of cheese? You might be yelling like an 8 year old who can't spell right now, but there have probably been times when you've said something meant as a joke like that, and would you want someone yelling at you for it if it actually happened? The yell was meant as a joke, douche, blame the dog and the owner just as much as the op for this.

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heidiness 0

If she didn't want people to be angry at/blame her for killing a dog she shouldn't have posted this FML. It's stupid and cruel. Would it be funny if i said i wished for a person to choke and die, then the person actually did die? Why would i blame the dog owner? They had nothing to do with it. And don't try to bring "spelling" into this to make yourself seem smarter... it has nothing to do with this.

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soundgarden84 0

Not the OP's fault. Things happen. It's a horrible thing, but honestly, people must take the time to train their dogs. That's a huge responsibility of being a dog owner. You wouldn't want them bolting out the door and into the street or stuff like that, would you? It probably wouldn't have made a difference whether or not she yelled those words.

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Aurvandil 0

Should be grateful the dog cleaned up your mess. Although it was meant joke yelling, it probably made him run. Then, while running, he choked on the cheese. FYL/YDI

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Crunchy08 0

This is sad...but I don't get why pple randomly think it's fake...whom randomly thinks " hey you know what would be awesome to put on fml? a dog dying choking on my dropped cheese! yea!"...???

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dspadres 0

If I were to give you money, could you use your super powers on something else?

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hahasuckstobeyou 0

1. Karma doesn't exist. I can easily blame something bad that happens to me on something i did an hour ago. As well with something good. 2. How the hell would this be karma??? The OP just said something... If karma is all about "what goes aroubd comes around", how would this prove that. Also, giving a dog a block of cheese , not a good idea; my dog started choking too. :( I agree your life sucks.

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moonlight_daze 8

This reminds me of the old saying, "Be careful what you wish for or it might come true". YDI for killing a dog.

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