Dogs, Death and Animals: Dangerous words

Dangerous words

By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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You deserved it 54 645

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By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 305

By FishFlingingMonkey - 22/08/2015 03:55 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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By poorhamster - 23/10/2010 06:22 - United States

Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML

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Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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Deep dish

By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 619

By ihatedogs - 22/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my brother came down to my house, bringing his untrained puppies with him. As we were eating dinner, I dropped part of my sandwich in a liquid that was on the tablecloth. Thinking it was water, I ate it. As I chewed, I realized the liquid wasn't water. My sandwich was dipped in dog urine. FML

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xobeachbabe 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:07

Be careful what you wish for!

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Monday 31 August 2009 2:18

Wow, that's what I call an obedient dog. Are you sure it wasn't playing dead?

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purdy822 0

Monday 31 August 2009 14:32

you sux. karmas a bitch so watch where you step

CarbonBlackout 0

Monday 31 August 2009 16:00

And this is why dog owners need to be responsible and actually train their dogs.

ayashe 2

Monday 31 August 2009 17:03

I agree with 61. You should have made some effort to stop the dog. A lot of things that are okay for humans are poisonous to animals. YDI. It's not like the dog was all the way across the room and then teleported over when you dropped it. It would have been begging, so it would have been right there, and you would have known it was there. Pay attention more.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Monday 31 August 2009 17:31

i think it's the dog's fault for eating the cheese. everyone drops things from time to time, and nobody's perfect. you cant blame the OP for killing the dog. i agree with 117

shopping456xoxo 0

Monday 31 August 2009 19:36

That really sucks.

BadOwner 0

Monday 31 August 2009 19:58

karma doesnt work that way you dunces. HE JUST SAID A JOKE GUYS GET OVER IT. IF YOU REALLY REALLY BELIEVE THAT IF I SAY SOMETHING AND IT COMES TRUE YOU REALLY SHOULDNT BE HERE, YOU SHOULD BE IN BED WATCHING DISNEY CHANNEL! the op doesnt deserve it and the only fml here is yours if youre that superstitios because youre stuck in a mental hospital, and your Lupron isnt kicking in. Youre obvious in need of help if you think that the op intentionally killed the dog. I HOPE YOU DIE!

Unregistered 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:26

you are all missing the joke SHES A WOMAN! and she was making sandwiches! HA! take that femenists

Koalafrau_fml 0

Monday 31 August 2009 20:43

Those wishing the OP to choke and die just do what they are blaming her for. Nice example of looking at the straw in their neighbour's eye, without a look at the beam in their own.