Dating is hell

By Th3BaconNinja - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away. FML
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itz_towelie 6

she doesn't like using public bathrooms?

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scarface90 8

Yo, that's gotta be the coldest shit I have ever read...

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Ramirez09 0

Damn bro that blows. I don't even have a response for that ha. /:

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melsaraj 9

lmfao you must have been a) boring as f*** b) staring at her **** c) suck at talking to women Bitches man, just move on, their endless

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gmonee 0

Haha that sucks. Maybe it was the food? =]

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jizzmode 0

Aw I'm sorry Mr. Bacon Ninja. I have no idea why you don't get girls.

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GoPlayInTraffic 2

Today, I was on an awesome date but I really had to poo. I came back from the washroom and my date and had ditched me. FML Maybe?

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FarSide 22

Damn. I would pay $20 to hear HER side of this date. I bet it was an FML for her.

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artsyfox 3

maybe she didn't like public restrooms

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sashatlhs 0

same thing happened when i was on a date with your mom, but that's only cause i told her we were through. BOOM

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OMGJASMiNE 0

she's a mean girl(x!

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