Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

Spicy
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
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summerkingsley 0

lick that pussy. honestly.

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TheAftermath 0

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

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katieLOVE095 0

when she gets home be waiting at the door in her heels and some lingerie and a sandwich then see what happens ;)

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kcnutt10 1

Really?!? Shut the hell up! You're obviously too young to be on here and have NO idea what you're talking about.

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DocBastard 38

Kcnutt - it was a joke, dude. Don't get pissed off at her just because you have no sense of humour.

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kcnutt10 1

11: I like the way you think!

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dropdeadtrollin 0

she sooooo nice!!!

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MexiCanadian 0

Yeah mang stop suspecting and please your woman!

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ballar429 0

isn't that better then her cheating on you? this isn't an fml dumbass.

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pwincessa23 1

hahahahaah true #1. lol I wanna see how many idiots correct this fml or ^

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tammy0312 6

That's not true! I've been married for a year now and it keeps getting better (atleast 7x a week)! He's the only man that has ever made me climax... which shamefully means I was with a few guys before him. But regardless marriage doesn't have to be like that, you just have to find ways to rekindle the relationship.

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thirdtesticle 0

married for a year and dishing out advice.....well isn't that rich? and what's so shameful about banging other guys before you were married?

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LoveMySoldier82 0

It isn't shameful that she was with other guys, it is shameful none of them could make her reach climax :)

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tammy0312 6

105 that's what I meant. Honestly what he should do is carefully plan to piss her off a little, just to get the testosterone (may have mispelled) pumping through her. Then tell her how hot she looks when she's upset, and have make up sex. It's just a theory.

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